A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing? “
The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!”
The following incident, however, is no joke: It is an example of a real problem in a modern western secular society trying to coexist with a religion which teaches that infidels (non-Muslims) are inferior to Muslims and subject to Muslim rules and laws.
A Muslim cab driver refused service to a British family carrying an unopened bottle of wine to dinner because alcohol consumption conflicts with Islamic teaching. Fortunately British sensibility prevailed the the cab driver was quickly fired.
All is not as it looks!